Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I blog, therefore I am?

Ummm, I legit have nothing to blog about.  I haven't taken any trips lately, accomplished anything or had any deep thoughts.  In short...I'm really boring.  My apologies to all my followers who I tricked into thinking I was interesting.  You've been duped....Suckers.

That said, this whole "I'm a pathetic loser who has nothing interesting to say"  thing really does not bode well for my blog.  I mean, if I am not blogging, then do I really exist?  I know, I'm like, super philosophical, right?  Haha...tricked you again!  I'm not philosophical at all. 

So with nothing interesting to say and no stories to tell, how about a recap of my week so far?  What'd you say? ....No???  Tough shit...that's what you're getting.

Sunday:

1. Breakfast


2. Followed up breakfast with an hour of self loathing after consuming more cinnamon rolls than I care to admit...

3. Tried to ride my dog like a horse since he is about the size of a minature pony. 




4. Dog didn't like it.

5. Target for the 3rd time in 2 days.  Yeah, for rizz. 

6.  Bought bedding...strangely enough, for the 2nd time in two days. 

7. Tried to make up with my dog for the earlier incident by letting him snuggle with my on the couch while I blogged and facebooked. 



Monday:

1. Overslept.  Clearly.

2. Work....work.....work....inappropriate conversation with co-worker....work....wordfeud....work...staring at my work computer....work....sort of working....phone calls....phone calls....work....brain death.


3.  After-work run, followed by heat stroke.

4. Pinot Grigio



5. Trip to Lowe's for paint where we saw a van that had been assaulted by Michael's craft stores and the GOP.



6. Painting at the boy's house.  We are de-boy-ifying his master bedroom so I stop having nightmares about his green walls eating me in my sleep. 

7. More Pinot Grigio.  Clearly.


Tuesday:

1.  Overslept.  Again.  Obviously.

2. Prospecting. Prospecting. Prospecting.  Prospecting.  Prospecting.  (i.e., working)

3. Lunch!


4. Prospecting...customer calls...work...nose bleed....work....email...email....email...e..n.d..l...e..s..s.....e..m..a.i...l..s...

5.  Went to the bathroom and got distracted by my own relection. 


6.  Had more fun emailing with a ring pop on my hand than without....


7.  Discovered my Rosebud Salve had been molested by the heat both in the office and outside.  Pretty sure it was averaging between 99 to one million degrees farenheit.


8.  Gym, where I was informed that someone there thinks I am the "White Kim Kardashian" which basically just means that I have blonde hair and a huge ass.  Awesome.

9.  Pinot Grigio, Pinot Grigio, Pinot Grigio.



So there you have it...my week so far....jealous?? 

Okay, so maybe not.  But the good news is that I'm linking up today with Flip Flops & Pearls for Semi-Wordless Wednesday so you can link up too and check out some posts that may actually be interesting. 



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Happy hump day, Chocolate Lovers!

10 comments:

Elizabeth | The Blush Magnolia said...

My week has been filled with large glasses of Pinot Grigio as well.

Those pics of you riding your dog are cracking me up. xoxo

Erin said...

LOVE that someecard about work - too funny! Stopping by from FFP and a new follower!

xoxo,
Erin
lust4livin.blogspot.com

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Newlymeds said...

Even though you thought you may have had nothing to say this post was entertaining!

Amanda said...

I'm obsessed with you, not in the creepy way, in the you're awesome way! :)

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